2023

1. George Patton: A muscle man if there ever was one, he is USA #1 Forever.

2. Bernie Sanders: An eccentric liberal, with a disheveled look. Claims to be poor.

3. George Washington: Leader and Founder, the country and league look to him for counsel.

4. Teddy Roosevelt: A renaissance man, a jack of all trades. A deep thinker.

5. JFK: Young, Handsome, and known to enjoy the company of a younger female.

6. Ray Gricar: Whether the long arm of the law in Texas, or State College, beware.

7. Anthony Weiner: The amount of sexting and dicks pics made this New Yorker Famous.

8. Mayor Ed Rendell: Just about as Philly as Philly can get. Loves a good snowball.

9. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Movie star looks, but a troubled relationship with Maria Shriver.

10. Sheriff Joe Arpaio: A fan of law and order. And being slappy and making inmates wear pink.