1. 2025

The dust has settled. Eight fallen comrades have perished, their broken lineups scattered across the wasteland like so many shattered dreams and busted ACLs. And now, for the first time in 3 years, only two men remain not named Gangus. Thank the lord. Let's meet our champions.

Lord Panty — Anthony. The man with the goods, the swagger, the moustache. The fantasy cockroach that simply refuses to die no matter how many times you try to step on him. His ride-or-die homies, Drake Maye, Jonathan Taylor, and the ghost of Rashee Rice have dragged him through blood, sweat, and bye-weeks to reach this moment. Week after week, Anthony watched teams fall around him like dominoes. Did he flinch? Did he panic? Did he even really notice? No. Panty just kept crawling forward, eyes locked straight ahead, never once glancing in the rearview mirror.

But lurking in the shadows is the ghost that haunts him still: Damar Hamlin. The specter of that fateful moment when victory was ripped from his grasp, when the fantasy gods said "not today." The wound that never quite healed. The "what if" that keeps him up at night.

Is Anthony finally ready to exorcise those demons? Can he silence the ghosts and etch his name on this belt once and for all? Or will history repeat itself in the cruelest way possible?

Lord Tesla — Graham. Mr. No Research himself, three-time Plate winner, and the proud owner of the league's all-time worst win percentage. This is a man who drafts like he's throwing darts blindfolded. And yet, when the 2025 season began, something changed. Maybe it was luck. Maybe it was divine intervention. Or maybe his Tesla finally got a software update that added "Competence Mode" and now Graham can finally see the Matrix. Whatever it was, he has survived until this point. And now he's rolling into battle with his boys, Patty Mahomes, Puka Shells, and Dalvin Cook's little bro. He's cocked. He's loaded. It's time for one final drive.

Who will be the last one standing? Anthony? The guy who didn't know The Squid Game existed until this week? Or Graham, the scrappy underdog who stumbled ass-backward into greatness? Who will survive the ultimate death match?

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