1. 2025

OK we’re three weeks in. The training wheels are officially off and we can finally start believing what we’re seeing. The small-sample weirdness is fading, and we’re starting to figure out which teams actually have a shot and which ones are daydreaming about the car that will look best with the PLATE. The top of the standings has been a revolving door with three different teams holding down the #1 spot. With more than half the league sitting at 2-1 we’re bound to see another shake up in the leaderboard. Let’s dive into our week 3 matches.

Anthony (141.32) slaps Schilling (118.84)

The misery tour continues. Schilling finally puts up a respectable score, but of course once again it comes against the week’s top scorer. Jalen Hurts and Mark Andrews showed signs of life, but when Jonathan Taylor goes full beast mode for 100 yards and 3 TDs and the…

Scotty is february. Short and sweet and full of love and smiles.

Chipper is january. New, fresh start. Early guy, enjoys Ravens losses. 

Hayden is june. Great month, graduations, goals accomplished, good teacher month

Gangus is october. Loves halloween and candy and football weekends.

Greg is september. Time to get back to the grindstone and focus on school and work.

Scarps is march. A time for spring, and new beginnings, trees grow, hope.

Fantasy football can sometimes feel like a sick joke. Nothing makes sense. You do what you’re supposed to do — listen to the podcasts, nod along with the experts, run your little mock drafts, and convince yourself you actually know what’s going to happen. And then two weeks in? Daniel Jones is outscoring Josh Allen. Wan’Dale Robinson is a top-10 wide receiver. Derrick Henry goes from league winner to droppable. And Graham — yes, Graham — is undefeated for the first time since 2021. It’s pure chaos dipped in nonsense, sprinkled with shame. With that said, I'll see you in Week 3 with my usual false sense of renewed optimism.

• GRAHAM (132.98) def. GANGUS (110.80)

How can Gangus’s team look so good and so bad at the same time? Amon-Ra St. Brown was on fire with 36.7, Baker Mayfield went off for 23.9, and Javonte Williams looks like a legit…

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